Heat Demotivational Poster
IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.
MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.
ITS COMPLICATED -
SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat
LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.
YOUR CHEATING HEART -
FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.
IT'S HOT OUT THERE -
SUNLIGHT - dogs natural kriptonite...
HEATH LEDGER -
WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power
CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.
17/9/2011 - Marks the date of the inaugrual ineligibowl, to be played against Ohio State and Miami.
COOLING OFF EH -
SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!
RUG SWEEPING - Later on you're gonna be tripping over that huge lump in the rug
SUPERHERO MOVIE THEATER - This would soooooooo happen!
HEAT MISER VS FREEZE MISER - And you thought your family was disfunctional.
LISTEN CAREFULLY -
SWEET REVENGE -
HEATWAVE - "If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
BREAK A LEG -
NOT THE ONLY PLACE I HAVE ICICLES -
BETTER TIMES -
VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend
TAKE HEALTH, ART, AND MUSIC OUT OF SCHOOLS THEY SAID - THERE WILL BE NO EFFECT ON THE CHILDREN THEY SAID
Pay Back's A Bitch -
MEET ME IN ST. LOUIE - Oh, when the sun beats down And burns the tar up on the roof And your shoes get so hot You wish your tired feet were fireproof
WASN'T ME -
RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE COMPUTERS - They also have troubleshoot options
How hot is it? -
MORE COMMUNICATION -
SHERMAN'S MARCH TO THE SEA - Much easier than expected
RUBIK'S CUBE -
THE UNNATURAL -
AIR CONDITIONING OPTIONAL -
TRICKLE TRUTH - It's just the tip of the iceberg
CAN'T FIX THE CAR -
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN -
The Awful Truth -
PLAY IT AGAIN SAM -
MADE IT MA -
MARINE'S BEST FRIEND HIS WEAPON? -
THE OLD GRAY MARE SHE -
ACTING - It’s hard to take a role in someone’s life when you’re not even part of the script. -Anonymous
NAIVE - You were surprised to find out your tatted-up, motorcycle-mechanic husband who's been married twice, once to a porn star, and was sued for over $800,000 for fraud... cheated on you?
I'M NOT A WHORE OR A BITCH - I am just in heat...
THE BLAME GAME - It's more fun than you think!
HEAT MISER - Don King called. He wants his hair back.
HEATH LEDGER IS THE JOKER - May his soul rest in peace
HEROES - When did it become so bad to look up to an overweight alcoholic who swings a bat and cheats on his wife?
SUCH IS LIFE -
DON'T FORGET THE ASTERISK - Because steroids will only get you so far in baseball, after that you have nowhere else to go but down
THOSE THAT FORGET THE PASTA -
THIS KID -
CHEATERS - Want some wine with that CHEAT ... I mean CHEESE...
LOOK HERE SON... - We don't know what ol' Captain 8-Pack over yonder told you, and we don't know too much about the Google Maps or whatever you call it, but um, *chuckles* THIS is Sparta.
STOLEN VEHICLE - 1957 WAS A LONG TIME AGO
CAVEMAN AMPHITHEATER - WHERE FREAKIN' ROCK AND ROLL REALLY STARTED DUDE
POSSIBLY WANT - I am both intrigued and abashed by your proposal, if you could elaborate upon said transaction then I will consider it accordingly
CHEATING - There was a time when it didn't involve complicated hacking, sex mini-games or federal hearings.
FINDING WALDO - I knew that if I worked hard, and looked through those books enough, when I grew up I could be a master of the hunt... This is my collection.
HEATH LEDGER - He Lived A Cowboy And Died A Clown (R.I.P.)
Movie Theater Parking Lots -
Blonde Moment #3 -
theater d-bags -
Mary Lincoln -
Hooker Cheat Notes -
Bad Deal -
Theater Popcorn in a Bag -
POOR ARNIE -
GOTCHA! - OMG! My husbands home! The bad news is he must know about us.The good news is I'd say you've got about a 10% chance of getting out alive.
PASSING THE BUCK - How did I afford to go to university you ask? Well, when delegating roles for group assignments in high-school, the buck always stopped with me.
The Stranger Beside Me -
LUDWIG VAN -
Its a dry heat my rear -
PLAYING DIRTY -
HOT HOT HEAT -
THE GLOVES COME OFF IN LEGAL CHALLENGE - Jam-packed courtroom listens to opening arguments.
LET'S THROW SOME SAND INTO THE MIX - just another level of Dante's Hell
IT WASN'T ME - a man's natural response to infidelity even if his wife walks in on the act....a sorry lot we are
ONE GAME... - They mad...
After Last Week. -
I WONDER - What are the coming attractions ??
Delusions of Grandeur -
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